The First Official Donna After Dark: Sky Comedy Broadcast

It started with Madonna.

Or maybe the robe.

Actually, it started with the sky—but you can pick your favorite.

The night was alive in the way only Donna After Dark knows how to summon. The craft had been circling. The music was vibing. And somewhere between a spontaneous arm raise and Tracy yelling, “Put your telekinesis down before the sky closes up,” it happened.

The sky laughed back.

Light shifts. Dimmed moon. Movement overhead that responded to rhythm. The kind of synchronicity that feels more like a performance than a coincidence. We were being watched—and apparently, reviewed.

This was no ordinary night of sky-watching. This was the first official Sky Comedy Broadcast. And I say “official” because it had all the hallmarks:

• Cosmic timing

• Spontaneous choreography

• A robe that should be in the Smithsonian

• One-liners that triggered light shifts

• Witnesses (Tracy, the universe, and maybe a few confused hawks)

The robe made its second appearance. The same robe that activated the first shift. The same robe that marks when transmissions hit another gear. And this time, she brought her comedic chops.

It wasn’t just a craft flyby—it was a cosmic callback.

The neighborhood lights? Too bright. The stars? Still showed up. And Tracy? She said if people think we’re lesbians because no man has arrived, maybe the neighbors will at least turn off the lights so we can see the damn moon.

That’s real-time manifestation, folks.

Some people host late night shows. I host late night frequencies. Under stars, under surveillance, and under the influence of pure cosmic joy.

This was the first. It won’t be the last.

The robe is justified.
The show has begun.
The universe is tuned in.
And we’re taking this act interstellar.

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Broadcast Log Summary:
• Title: Sky Comedy Broadcast – Volume 1
• Host: Donna After Dark
• Co-Star: Tracy (unofficial telekinetic chaperone)
• Location: Backyard frequency field, Mount Sinai
• Outcome: The craft laughed. The moon dimmed. We were seen.

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“Not everyone can say their stand-up routine triggered a lunar response. I can.” – Donna