The Rolodex of Men – I Got a Guy for That…and then some.

Written By Donna Colonna

Broadcast Summary

This isn’t a pity party—it’s a cataloged case study. "The Rolodex of Men" is a running Donna After Dark file built from pure experience and astrological curiosity. Every guy is filed under energetic resonance, zodiac patterns, and how he fumbled the bag. Some got a category. Others got an entire chapter. This is where intuition meets entertainment and closure meets comedy.

You want to know if a Sagittarius ghosted? I got a guy for that.
Want to talk about the Virgo who weaponized logic? Got a guy.
You think your Pisces man is a shapeshifter? Let me check the index.

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It started as a joke, but you know how my life goes—nothing is ever just a joke. Somewhere between karmic cleanouts and timeline shifts, I realized I had a living ledger of male encounters that wasn’t just juicy—it was instructive.

Thus, The Rolodex of Men: I Got a Guy for That was born.

Filed by sign, vibe, and level of emotional maturity (or lack thereof), each entry in this collection documents a dude who left a mark—be it cosmic, comical, or colossally disappointing.

Think of it as your spiritual Yelp review meets energetic surveillance system.

Some entries read like mystery thrillers.
Some… like sitcom reruns.
And some are redacted completely because we don’t summon old energy around here.

Here’s a sneak peek from the classified files:

  • The Sagittarius Ghoster – Came in hot, left on read.

  • The Libra Projector – Mirrors everywhere, and none of them accurate.

  • The Gemini Twin Flame (But Like, the Broken One) – One soul, two SIM cards.

  • The Scorpio Spy – Knew things I didn’t post.

  • The Cancer Crybaby – Couldn’t swim in the depth he claimed to have.

I document their entrance, exit, sign, behavior, possible karmic link, and energetic outcome. There’s even a running tally for who might make parole and who’s banned for eternity.

This isn’t about bitterness. It’s about pattern recognition.
This is metaphysical case law. Soul contract receipts.
A timeline archive dressed in Donna-style sass.

And baby, if you think you’re the one who broke me—you’re probably in Volume I.

Donna Colonna

Donna Colonna is a multi-hyphenate mystic, media disruptor, and founder of Skinn-Tique™, BBN, and Barre-Tique. Known for decoding sky transmissions in real-time and rewriting spiritual satire through Donna After Dark, she blends cosmic intel with grounded clarity—and doesn’t flinch when the universe blinks back. Equal parts strategist and stormwalker, she leads with intuition, humor, and high-frequency truth.

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